Voicemail

[not_tylerdurden]

You have reached the phone of Calvin the Great...oh and Hobbes too, however I'm far too busy being awesome to answer right now. So leave a message after the beep and one of us will get back to you.

Eventually.

Comments

[provostsdog.livejournal.com]

Twas the first time Beka tried to use this telephone thing. So far she'd not had use for it and it took her a good while to figure out how to reply to the message she'd received.

"I've not met you afore, so I do not care what you wear. If you've got a problem with me, I'd rather talk to you in person than use this thing."

[not_tylerdurden]

[Continued here]

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

"And ANOTHER thing -- WHAT workplace? I don't WORK."

[from here]

[not_tylerdurden]

[reply here]

Wacky Phone Day!

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

"You know? You have some nerve. I didn't just get leprosy after you slept with me. You know that? You could have called, you asshole."

Crazy Phone Day

[deaths-demigod.livejournal.com]

[From here (http://deaths-demigod.livejournal.com/1009.html?thread=158193#t158193)]

"Your lordship is a little much, and if I was going to join you anywhere, you'd have to tell me where you are. And uh, why I should bother?

Di immortales, now how do I end the ca--"

Crazy Fones!

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

[From here.]

"Because tigers are good in a fight. Obviously."

Re: Wacky Phone Day!

[not_tylerdurden]

[reply here!]

Re: Crazy Fones!

[not_tylerdurden]

[reply here!]

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[not_tylerdurden]

[reply here!]

Crazy Phone Day

[glacial_queen]

[From here]

"Wait, what? I don't even wear short skirts! Mostly because then I do look like a stripper! Wait--is someone calling Sookie a stripper? Cause she is a lady!"

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[not_tylerdurden]

[reply here]

[inneedofcoffee.livejournal.com]

From here (http://inneedofcoffee.livejournal.com/699.html?thread=105659#t105659)

I think we can safely say no amount of socks could make that possible. And Farmir would be crushed to hear you equate him with a girl. Even if he did have pretty hair.

[not_tylerdurden]

[reply here]