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Calvin ([personal profile] not_tylerdurden) wrote2009-08-26 12:36 am
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Voicemail

You have reached the phone of Calvin the Great...oh and Hobbes too, however I'm far too busy being awesome to answer right now. So leave a message after the beep and one of us will get back to you.

Eventually.

[identity profile] provostsdog.livejournal.com 2010-01-09 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)


Twas the first time Beka tried to use this telephone thing. So far she'd not had use for it and it took her a good while to figure out how to reply to the message she'd received.

"I've not met you afore, so I do not care what you wear. If you've got a problem with me, I'd rather talk to you in person than use this thing."

[identity profile] bamf-tastic.livejournal.com 2010-01-09 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"And ANOTHER thing -- WHAT workplace? I don't WORK."

[from here]

Wacky Phone Day!

[identity profile] onapalebicycle.livejournal.com 2011-01-07 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know? You have some nerve. I didn't just get leprosy after you slept with me. You know that? You could have called, you asshole."

Crazy Phone Day

[identity profile] deaths-demigod.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[From here (http://deaths-demigod.livejournal.com/1009.html?thread=158193#t158193)]

"Your lordship is a little much, and if I was going to join you anywhere, you'd have to tell me where you are. And uh, why I should bother?

Di immortales, now how do I end the ca--"

Crazy Fones!

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[From here.]

"Because tigers are good in a fight. Obviously."
Edited 2011-01-08 01:18 (UTC)
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Crazy Phone Day

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2011-01-08 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[From here]

"Wait, what? I don't even wear short skirts! Mostly because then I do look like a stripper! Wait--is someone calling Sookie a stripper? Cause she is a lady!"
Edited 2011-01-08 02:31 (UTC)

[identity profile] inneedofcoffee.livejournal.com 2011-01-08 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
From here (http://inneedofcoffee.livejournal.com/699.html?thread=105659#t105659)

I think we can safely say no amount of socks could make that possible. And Farmir would be crushed to hear you equate him with a girl. Even if he did have pretty hair.